one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
The two smartest men on the planet.
Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.
This is unreal
JUST SAY HAPPY YOU FOOLS